Romney does have a sense of humor...

Romney came up with his all by himself I am told.

Top 10 Reasons Romney Dropped out of the Race
10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”

A little late for New Year's Resolutions

However, I will make a promise to myself that I will post more often to this blog and it will be more than a simple link aggregation blog. Really, I swear!

The main reason for my not posting is that I simply forgot that I had a blog in the first place. Pretty, bad, eh? The second reason is that when I remembered I had a blog, I was at work and work doesn't really want me posting to my personal blog when I should be maximizing shareholder value or some crap like that. However, now that I am a shareholder at the company I work for, I kind of understand where they're coming from.

Why, do you ask, am I then posting this during normal business hours? I took a much needed day off, thankyouverymuch.

--Mike

One hell of a duet!

Christmas Post

So it's Christmas. I'm sitting here in my PJs and my Yankees cap at 11:00 AM typing a blog post. It's supposed to be this way, right? Manuela and I opened our presents last night. Santa brought me a new, extendable car broom/scraper (much appreciated), a new shirt (I only have 32 dress shirts), and some other small stuff. Manuela got some tea and some perfume. The kitties got Greenies.

Oh wait, I also got a cool little weather station that has a remote sensor that you put outside.

Merry Christmas!

--Mike

It's been a while

So, it's been a while (4 months, to be exact) since any of the Paci Brothers Three has posted a thing on the blog. To tell you the truth, I really don't know what I will be posting today.

For the moment, until I feel creative enough to write up some long and winding complaint about something you really don't care about, I will leave you with a new blog: The Daily Sentence of Dave. Have fun trying to figure this guy out...