Can't even trust his own brother

WOBURN - The half brother of Dane Cook has been ordered held on $1 million bail on charges alleging he stole millions of dollars from the comedian.


The real crime here, of course, is that Dane Cook had millions of dollars in the first place.


Collecting from the Bereaved

Wow. This is just so, so wrong. (And, yeah, linking to the NYT feels wrong, too.)