I have very short hair.
I was buying Natural Light.
I am dressed like a teenager - wife-beater, button-down-wrinkled-short-sleaved J.Crew shirt, shorts and flip-flops.
I am stunningly handsome and the girl at the counter just wanted my name and address.
--Mike
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Dude, they've been carding me the last few years and I've got plenty o' greys these days. Maybe she saw some wrinkles and wanted you to feel good about yourself ;-)
I got carded at a bar a couple weeks ago and then the bartender squinted at the license, squinted at me and said, "You're 35?!?"
But in all fairness, he may have been angling for a good tip.
And damn right did he get one!
You're not 35. You don't look a day over 15.
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