From today's Best of the Web:
Meat saves lives, too, as the Chicago Tribune reports:
Mark Copsy saw the smoke inside the car, and watched as the vehicle careered into a curb in Northlake on Sunday afternoon. It took him only a moment to realize the horror--the car was on fire, and there were people inside. Copsy and his 12-year-old son ran the half-block to help.
When they got to the car, Copsy, 42, said he couldn't open the door. Inside, he could see an elderly man in the driver's seat. A female passenger sat next to him, her face white. He tried to smash the glass with his foot, but couldn't do it. In his hands, he held a 20-pound frozen Norbest turkey he and his son had just bought for Thanksgiving.
"I said, 'Hell, I'll just use the damn turkey.' And that's what I did," Copsy said. He yelled for the driver to cover his face, and used the turkey to smash out three windows.
Just try doing that with tofu!
2 comments:
As I've always said: If you aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
- Lylah (yes, that Lylah!)
Here's wishing all the bros Paci and their families a happy thanksgiving.
Oh, and tofurkey is nastee.
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